On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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