i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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