Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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