just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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