apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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