Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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