Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Are my feet made of real feet?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
how does that bad decision feel?
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