I hope mine doesn't look like that
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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