Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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