who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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