She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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