So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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