i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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