OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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