I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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