I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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