She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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