They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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