she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't turn off my feet"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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