did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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