I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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