What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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