So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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