I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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