my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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