Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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