we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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