Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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