I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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