What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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