First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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