Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There's always time for handjobs
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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