in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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