This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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