Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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