Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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