Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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