He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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