i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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