he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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