whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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