that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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