would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
high people should be assigned attendants
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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