So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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