You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Randomize
