why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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