there was a trapeze. enough said
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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