Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
no, he came in my armpit
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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