so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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