yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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