That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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