Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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