somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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