You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
