On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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