She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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