We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
All the doctor said was why
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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