i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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